hot malted vanilla with chocolate whipped cream + sour cherry cream scones



it's that time of year.

right now, your drinks should have 3 qualifications:

1. they should be hot.
2. your drinks should not skimp on whipped cream
and 3. all spoons shall be replaced with peppermint sticks.

kapeesh fools?


ok. it's tea time. (with scones!)
except that the tea is replaced with hot malty delight.

hot malted vanilla. with dollops of chocolate whipped cream.


it's like an inverted hot chocolate, where the chocolate and vanilla switched rolls. like in a freaky friday movie. or one with jason bateman.

now as for the scones...they are everything a good scone should be.


it's my favorite cream scone. with some dried sour cherries and chunks of white chocolate.

don't have sour cherries or white chocolate? use dried apricots or blueberries or currants! throw in candied ginger, or toasted almonds, or chocolate covered espresso beans!


OR we can get crazy and add absolutely nothing at all. i relish in the thought of a perfect unadultered cream scone...they are toootally delicious and delicate enough to hold their own with no shmancy add ins.

yesterday was just a sour cherry kind of day. mm. i am quite fond of sour cherries. and butter on a hot scone. and tea time with no tea.


would you be more likely to show up at my door if i invited you for afternoon tea or for afternoon hot malted vanilla with billowy chocolate cream?

yea.

EAT That UP.

Hot Malted Vanilla with Chocolate Whipped Cream
adapted from here

*it's important to use good vanilla here since it is the star of the show. i used tahitian vanilla extract that i love dearly. alternately, you can use the scraped seeds of half a vanilla bean. 

4 cups milk
2/3 cup malted milk powder
1/4 light brown sugar
2 tsp vanilla extract
little pinch of cinnamon and nutmeg

bring the milk to a simmer in a saucepan. add the remaining ingredients and whisk until dissolved. remove 1 cup milk mixture and puree in a blender, about 2 minutes. divide the milk in 4 mugs and top with the pureed milk. 

Chocolate Whipped Cream

1 cup heavy cream
1/3 cup powdered sugar
2-3 tbsp good cocoa powder

sift powdered sugar and cocoa. whip cream in a mixer until soft peaks form. add sugar and cocoa mixture and mix til all incorporated. dollop over hot vanilla. 

Cream Scones with Dried Sour Cherries and White Chocolate
base scone recipe from America's Test Kitchen, can be found here

2 cups unbleached all-purpose flour
1 tbsp baking powder
3 tbsp sugar
1/2 tsp lemon zest
1/2 tsp salt
5 tbsp chilled, unsalted butter, cut into 1/4 inch cubes
1/3 cup dried sour cherries
1/4 cup white chocolate, roughly chopped
1 cup cream
raw sugar for sprinkling

preheat oven to 425. place flour, baking powder, sugar, zest, and salt in bowl or work bowl of food processor fitted with steel blade. whisk together or pulse six times. 
if making by hand, use a pastry blender or fork to quickly cut in butter until mixture resembles coarse meal, with a few larger butter clumps. stir in cherries and chocolate. if using a food processor, remove cover and distribute butter evenly over dry ingredients. cover and pulse 12 times, each pulse lasting 1 second. add cherries and chocolate and pulse once more. transfer dough to a large bowl.
stir in the cream with a rubber spatula or fork until dough forms together. transfer dough and all the dry, floury bits to a floured countertop and knead dough by hand until it comes together in a rough, sticky ball, 5 to 10 seconds. form scones by either pressing the dough into an 8 inch circle cake pan, then turning the dough onto a lightly floured surface and cutting 8 wedges with a knife or bench scraper...Or patting the dough on a floured work surface into a 3/4 inch thick circle, and cutting circles with a biscuit cutter. 
place scone wedges or rounds on an ungreased baking sheet lined with parchment, sprinkle the tops with raw sugar, and bake until tops are light brown, 12 to 15 minutes. cool on wire rack for at least 10 minutes. serve warm or at room temperature. 

these scones are best eaten the day they are made. 


roasted grape and onion tart with almond herb crust


there is nothing like this time of year. i want to wrap this time in my arms and never let it go.

hot spiced cider has happened.

i've thought a lot about how much i love presents.

i've seen a group of slutty reindeer ladies leaving a liquor store.

fireplaces burning everyday and holiday inspiration coming from all angles.

looking up at fireworks with my favorite people as we swig champagne from the bottle and watch young teenagers gaze into each other's eyes.

ah. the amount of love swirling around this time of year is almost too much for my brain to handle.

<but it's magical!> wouldn't you agree?


my dearest neighbor made me soup and brought me black grapes. (lovE)
so i turned some of those grapes into something lovely and brought it to her. (lovE cycle!)


a tart. the perfect vehicle for most things, especially when there is a hidden layer of goat cheese nestled in the crust.


it starts with a crust made of almond meal and rosemary, bound with eggs and clarified butter.

the cooled tart shell is spread with goat cheese and topped with arugula.


and then the grapes! i love these grapes.
roasted with red pearl onions, balsamic, and bay leaves.


it makes a delightful appetizer, with wine, cut into slivers. or why not for dinner, next to a mountain of leafy greens.

AND this tart is totally gluten-free. so for those of you who don't get down with gluten, i love you too, i'm just learning and easing my way into these kinds of things.


more tarts! more goat cheese! more grapes! more love and wine!

Roasted Grape and Onion Tart with Almond Herb Crust
tart crust adapted from roost, roasted grapes & 
onions adapted from sunday suppers

Almond Herb Crust
3 cups almond flour
2 tbsp fresh rosemary, chopped
1 tbsp fresh sage, chopped
1/2 tsp salt
1/2 tsp baking soda
1/4 cup ghee, melted (clarified butter)
2 eggs

Roasted Grapes and Pearl onions:
20 oz red pearl onions
1/3 cup balsamic vinegar
1/4 cup water
1 1/2 tbsp brown sugar
1 tbsp unsalted butter
1 bay leaf
1/2 tsp salt
1/4 tsp black pepper
2 1/2 - 3 cups seedless grapes

1/2-2/3 cup goat cheese
few handfuls of arugula

*i used an 14x4.5" tart pan and had enough dough leftover for a couple mini tarts or some flatbread. i imagine it would work perfectly in whichever tart pan you prefer, rectangular or circle. 

to make crust: preheat oven to 350. in a bowl combine almond flour, herbs, salt, and baking soda. add clarified butter and eggs and mix until incorporated. either pat into a ball and roll out dough between two sheets of parchment, or simply press crust into tart pan, about 1/4 inch thickness.  dough will be more wet and crumbly than a standard tart dough.
bake crust for 12-15 minutes, remove from oven, and then let cool. 

for roasted grapes: 
preheat the oven to 425. blanch the onions (unpeeled) in boiling water for 2 minutes. drain and transfer to an ice bath, and then peel them and cut off the root ends. bring onions, vinegar, and water to a simmer in an oven proof heavy skillet with the butter, sugar, bay leaf, 1/2 tsp salt and 1/4 tsp pepper, stirring until the sugar has dissolved. cover and simmer for 3 minutes. uncover skillet and transfer it to the oven. roast onions, stirring once or twice until most liquid has evaporated (15-18 minutes). stir in the grapes and roast, stirring once or twice until the liquid glazes the onions and grapes, about 8-10 minutes. let cool a bit and discard bay leaf. 

to assemble tart: spread goat cheese in the bottom of the cooled crust. arrange few handfuls of arugula over the goat cheese. then, spoon grapes and onions over and drizzle a bit of the extra glaze over. serve at room temperature or warmed in the oven! 

*depending on the size of your tart, you will most likely have leftover roasted grapes and onions. this is a bonus! they are delicious with crusty bread, tossed in a salad, or paired with any roasted meats. 



nytimes chocolate chip cookies


bust out the brown sugar! summon the chocolate! let's make the cookies.

you know, the ones.

chocolate chip cookies.

classic, CocaCola of cookies, beloved by all... but i will tell no lie, i was never too bonkers excited about chocolate chip cookies. everyone has their own best recipe and different ideas about what makes a perfect chocolate chip cookie.

and i don't want people telling me that my cookies aren't as good as their moms'. so i've tended to just skip over chocolate chip cookie making.


but david leite rescued the chocolate chip cookie in my life. david leite, you mad scientist cookie genius you! you have researched and perfected it for all of us!

finally (fINALLY) i have made them. and i couldn't be more pleased with my decision.

love, rest, good chocolate, and sea salt turns the chocolate chip cookie into an extra beautiful thing.


if you haven't yet and have a little extra time in your day, you should read this articleit's really quite great and fascinating.
then make some cookie dough.
you have time for these. make time for these. it won't take long!

the dough looks like ice cream. perfect!


ok now.

eat all the dough stuck to your fingers and then a little more than that, and then stick it in the refrigerator. temporarily forget about it as the flavor deepens. then two days later bake the supposed epitome of chocolate chip cookie perfection.

it's a tremendous moment, a highlight, a borderline religious experience to sit down and eat on of them.


i'm very happy i can finally speak for myself on the subject,
and according to my calculations, and abundance of crumbs in my lap and melted chocolate on my neck, they really are the best.


New York Times Chocolate Chip Cookies
from this NY Times article here, David Leite and Jacques Torres

yields: 1 1/2 dozen 5 inch cookies

2 cups minus 2 tbsp (8 1/2 oz) cake flour
1 2/3 cups (8 1/2 oz) bread flour
1 1/2 tsp baking soda
1 1/2 tsp baking powder
1 1/2 tsp coarse salt
2 1/2 sticks (1 1/4 cups) unsalted butter
1 1/4 cups (10 ounces) light brown sugar
1 cup plus 2 tbsp (8 oz) sugar
2 large eggs
2 tsp vanilla extract
1 1/4 pounds bittersweet chocolate disks or chunks, (preferably around 60% cacao)
sea salt, such as Maldon

sift the flours, baking soda, baking powder and salt into a bowl. set aside. 
using an electric mixer fitted with paddle attachment, cream butter and sugars together until very light, about 5 minutes. add eggs, one at a time, mixing well after each addition, stir in the vanilla. reduce speed to low, add dry ingredients and mix until just combined, 5 to 10 seconds. drop chocolate pieces in and incorporated them without breaking them up. press plastic wrap against dough and refrigerate for 24 to 36 hours. dough may be used in batches, and can be refrigerated for up to 72 hours. 
when ready to bake, preheat the oven to 350. line a baking sheet with parchment paper or a nonstick baking mat. set aside. 
scoop about 3 1/2 ounce mounds of dough (the size of generous golf balls) onto baking sheet, making sure to turn horizontally any chocolate pieces that are poking up; it will make for a better looking cookie. sprinkle lightly with sea salt and bake until golden brown but still soft, 18 to 20 minutes. transfer sheet to a wire rack for 10 minutes, then slip cookies onto another rack to cool. repeat with remaining dough, or reserve dough, refrigerated, for baking remaining batches the next day. eat warm. 


honey roasted peanut butter with dark chocolate


peanut butter knives. what a pain.


don't be the person who leaves peanut butter knives in the sink.
cough. boyfriend. they are hard to clean. stop this right now. cough.


i decided to make a peanut butter so scrumptious, knives will be eliminated entirely from the equation.
all we need to know is: jar to spoon to face

say it with me. jar to spoon to face.

maybe i might drop a little on my shirt. maybe i'll have no choice but to lick it off.


if i'm being fancy: honey roasted peanut butter with dark chocolate nibs.
or, call it like it is, we're making chocolate chip peanut butter.

<<and it's wonderful>>


oh my god i can't want to make a pb&j with this.

and dollop onto crusty toast.

AND ladle onto a bowl of oats.


a sweet cuddly breakfast for this cheerful time of year. and it's still pretty good for your bones and brains.
i never want to eat oatmeal without it again.

oh did i mention how easy it is to make? hop to it!


Honey Roasted Peanut Butter with Dark Chocolate
inspired by the edible perspective and her fabulous nut butters

3 cups honey roasted peanuts (recipe below)
1/4 cup dark chocolate, chopped 

place peanuts in a food processor. process until smooth and peanut buttery, about 7 minutes. 
the peanut butter will be warm from all the processing, so wait until it comes to room temperature, then stir in the chocolate. keep in jars at room temperature or in the fridge. 

Honey Roasted Peanuts
(recipe makes 1 lb of peanuts)
1 lb raw peanuts
1/3 cup honey
2 tbsp butter
2 tsp sea salt, divided
pinch of cinnamon
1/4 cup sugar

line a baking sheet with aluminum foil, spray with nonstick spray, and preheat oven to 325. melt butter and honey together over low heat in a saucepan or in the microwave. stir in vanilla, cinnamon, and 1 tsp sea salt. add the honey mixture to the peanuts in a bowl and stir until all the peanuts are coated. pour them onto the prepared baking sheet and spread into an even layer. 
bake for 20 minutes, stirring every 5 minutes or so to ensure even roasting. once they are golden brown, remove from oven and stir again to distribute honey. after a minute, sprinkle the sugar and remaining 1tsp sea salt on top and stir again to coat. cool to room temperature. 


citrus banana smoothie



things are on the mend. i drove my car successfully AND exchanged money for goods at the market.
i'm a human again!

to celebrate being able to do stuff for myself, i made myself this citrus banana smoothie.


and now an ode to afternoon snack time... to be interpreted in either poem or song form.

afternoon snack time is the best time.
i will sit and make smoothies and be in temporary pajama pants.
oh afternoon snack time, you are the only time for me.
he he!
ha ha!
afternoon snack time, never leave my side.
because then i won't get to slurp smoothies.
smoothies that are like creamsicles.
and that would be a terrible loss.
laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. la!

fin.


Citrus Banana Smoothie
*these are roughly the measurements i used. feel free to taste and tweak recipe to your liking

about 1 cup fresh squeezed 
orange juice, (i used the juice of 2 oranges)
1/4 tsp orange zest
1 banana
1/2 cup greek yogurt, (i used chobani vanilla greek yogurt)
1/2 tsp vanilla
1 tsp ground flaxseed
2 tsp honey
1/2 cup ice

place all the ingredients in a blender. blend up. enjoy!


sweet potato bundt with pecan praline topping


i'm not allowed to use straws. or eat hot things or go outside and jump around.
i'm not allowed to eat french fries or tacos or vodka.
and i'm not allowed to eat this cake.

this is the worst.
i liked it a lot more when i had my wisdom teeth.

i'm counting down the minutes until i get to eat cakes like this again. i do adore a good bundt cake. it's a sweet potato cake.

it's easy. an everyday cake. yes!


let us bathe it in glaze. pecan praline caramely dreaminess. it might be my favorite bundt topping of all time. ALL TIME.

one can never have enough bundt cake recipes in their arsenal.
quick, fool proof, and overwhelmingly delightful. with lots of topping.


come on. you want this.

i'm gonna go ice my face and cry because i want praline.


Sweet Potato Bundt with Pecan Praline Topping
adapted from here and here

2 3/4 cups all-purpose flour
2 tsp cinnamon
1 1/2 tsp ground ginger
1/4 tsp nutmeg
1/2 tsp ground cloves
1 tsp baking powder
1 tsp baking soda
1/2 tsp salt
1 cup sugar
1 cup brown sugar
2 cups mashed sweet potatoes
1 cup vegetable oil
4 large eggs
1 tsp vanilla 

preheat the oven to 325. grease a bundt pan and set aside. in a medium bowl, whisk flour, baking powder, baking soda, spices, and salt. in a large mixing bowl, combine sweet potatoes, sugars, and oil. beat until smooth. add eggs, one at a time, beating well after each addition and then the vanilla. add in the flour mixture and mix until just blended. scrape batter into greased bundt pan and bake until a cake tester comes out clean, about 1 hour. cool the cake in the bundt pan for about 15 minutes, then invert onto a cake platter. 

Pecan Praline Topping
3/4 cup packed light brown sugar
1/2 cup unsalted butter
1/4 cup heavy cream
1 cup pecan halves, toasted

stir brown sugar, cream, and butter in a heavy medium saucepan over medium-high heat until smooth. boil for 3 minutes, stirring often. stir in pecan pieces. spoon warm topping over cake. serve warm or at room temperature. 

sweet winter slaw


aha!
let's break up all this sweet indulgence. it's going to be raw and winter fresh.

SLAW slaw slaw. it's just what we need right now, merely a week after the biggest gorge fest of the year.

tomorrow i have to get my wisdom teeth pulled from my face.
i'm not thrilled.

maybe i'll write a post in my drugged state that makes absolutely no sense and is awesome. i'd talk about exploring mars and airplanes full of donuts.

wooop.
back to reality.
i'm not going to be typing. i'll be eating spoonfuls of hummus nOt with pita chips.
noooooo

but until tomorrow, i'm gonna eat as much of this crunchy stuff as i can stomach.


some cool things are going on in this slaw. things like toasty macadamia nuts and mango and lemongrass. flavors like sesame and soy and lime. herbs like cilantro and mint. oh, it's good.

i should use lemongrass way more. it smells incredible and lends a little exotic flare.

i do love flare.
flaring nostrils.


this cabbage has definite flare.


alright. you go make slaw. i'll go load up my kitchen with baby food and ice cream.



Sweet Winter Slaw
adapted from Plenty by Yotam Ottolenghi (the great!)

1 cup macadamia nuts
1 tbsp butter
2 tbsp sugar
1/2 tsp sea salt
1/2 tsp chile flakes

1/2 head Savoy cabbage, finely shredded
1/2 red cabbage, finely shredded
1 mango, cut into thin strips
1 fresh red chile, seeded and finely sliced
1/4 cup mint, leaves picked and roughly chopped
1 1/2 cups cilantro, leaves picked and roughly chopped

dressing:
6 1/2 tbsp fresh lime juice
1 lemongrass stalk, chopped into small pieces
3 tbsp maple syrup
2 tbsp toasted sesame oil
1 tsp soy sauce
1/4 tbsp light olive oil or sunflower oil

to make the dressing: place all the ingredients, except the oil, in a small saucepan and reduce over high heat for 5-10 minutes, or until thick and syrupy. remove from heat and cool. once cool, strain the sauce into a bowl and whisk in the oil. set aside. 
place the macadamia nuts in a saute pan over medium heat and dry roast them for a few minutes, stirring occasionally, until they are lightly browned and toasted. add the butter. when the butter has melted, add the sugar, salt, and chile flakes. use a wooden spoon to stir constantly to coat the nuts in the sugar as it caramelizes, about 1-2 minutes. turn out onto a sheet of parchment paper, let them cool, and then roughly chop. 

assemble: place the shredded cabbages in a large mixing bowl with the rest of the salad ingredients, including the nuts. add the dressing and toss together. taste and add more salt if you like, then serve. 

cruuuunch. 

black bottomed orange cranberry cheesecake


i'm bock!
this loong weekend has been simply grand.

and if your week has been anything like mine, you've been indulging your brains out and all you want right now is a plate of spinach and a giant sweatshirt.

but
how lame would i be if i returned to you bearing a plate of spinach..

no. i think we'll do cheesecake instead. i have a feeling you won't mind.


this cake of cheese is gorgeous. i'm in love with the colors almost as much as the flavorexplosion taste.

chocolate cookie crust. light zest flecked cheesecake. sour-y sweet cranberry sauce.
this is the business.


it won the beauty award in the pageant of thanksgiving desserts. it won because i made myself the judge and i might be biased BUT STILL.
come on, look at those colors!


cheesecakes are completely perfect for giant dinner party event situations. they dress to impress, are completely bonkers delicious, and are made the day before so no dessert stressing whatsoever on the day of the partay. woooot!

and you know what? it would look dashing on your christmas table. think about that.


Black Bottomed Orange Cranberry Cheesecake
from Bon Appetit Dec 2002

crust:
1 9 oz box chocolate wafer cookies (Nabisco)
2 oz bittersweet or semisweet chocolate, coarsely chopped
5 tbsp unsalted butter, melted

filling:
4 8 oz packages cream cheese, room temperature
1 1/2 cups sugar
3 tbsp all-purpose flour
4 large eggs
2 tsp grated orange peel
1 tsp vanilla

cranberry topping:
1/2 cup sugar
3 tbsp water
1 tsp cornstarch dissolved in 1 tbsp water
2 cups fresh cranberries
1/2 tsp grated orange peel
1/2 tsp vanilla

for crust: preheat oven to 325. finely grind cookies and chocolate in food processor. add butter, and process until moist clumps form. press crust mixture onto bottom and 1 1/2 inches up the sides of a 9 inch springform pan. bake until set, about 8 minutes. cool completely. 

for filling: increase oven temperature to 350. wrap 2 layers of heavy duty foil around bottom and up sides of the springform pan. using an electric mixture, beat cream cheese and sugar in large bowl until light. beat in flour. beat in eggs, 1 at a time, just until blended. beat in orange peel and vanilla. 
pour filling into cooled crust. place springform pan in a large roasting pan and fill roasting pan with enough hot water to come halfway up the sides of springform pan. bake until filling is just set in the center but still moves slightly, about 55 minutes. remove cake from water bath and transfer to rack and cool completely, about 4 hours. cover and chill overnight. 

for topping: stir sugar and water in a medium saucepan over medium-low heat until sugar dissolves. increase heat to medium and add cornstarch mixture and bring to simmer. add cranberries; cook until beginning to pop, stirring often, about 3 minutes. stir in orange peel and vanilla. cool completely. cover and chill. 
(cheesecake and cranberry mixture can be made up to 2 days ahead and kept refrigerated)

run knife around the top of the cheesecake to loosen. release pan sides. top cheesecake with cranberry mixture. chill until set. voila!



pumpkin butter coffee cake


good morning and happy day!

hugs and stuffing to all of you. (yes!)


so far, thanksgiving is exactly what thanksgiving should be. the parade is on in the background, the kitchen is swarming with good smells.

your stretch pants are ready for you. are you ready for them? (YES)


this is a day to enjoy. put your arm around the person next to you. even if it's your awkward neighbor. today is about love dammit. and stopping to realize all the wonderful things we have.. like cake and each other. 

cake, you say?

yes cake. cake for thanksgiving breakfast. duh. it's the ultimate celebration-of-the-season cake. 


getting a cute pumpkin, turning a pumpkin into butter, butter into a coffee cake. 


i'm thankful for this day and this extra long weekend, for warm happy feelings.

i'm thankful for extra crispy stuffing and drunk parents. 

i'm thankful that i can take my vitamins in gummy bear form. 

i'm thankful for streusel on everything. 

i'm thankful for you. because i think you are wonderful and could just kiss you. 


i hope your days are full of delicious delicious love. 

happy thanksgiving!


Pumpkin Butter Coffee Cake
adapted from here and here

1 stick unsalted butter, softened
1 cup sugar
2 eggs
2 cups all-purpose flour
1 tsp baking powder
1 tsp baking soda
1 tsp vanilla
1 cup sour cream
1/2-3/4 cup pumpkin butter (recipe follows)
1/3 cup light brown sugar
1/2 tsp cinnamon

streusel:
1/4 cup sugar
1/3 cup light brown sugar, packed
 1 tsp cinnamon
1/4 tsp nutmeg
1 stick unsalted butter, melted
1 1/3 cups all-purpose flour
1 cup pecans, chopped

preheat the oven to 350
for the streusel: combine the sugar, brown sugar, cinnamon, nutmeg, and pecans in a bowl. stir in the melted butter and then the flour. mix well and set aside. 

for the cake: cream the butter and sugar until fluffy. lightly beat eggs, vanilla, and sour cream, then add to the butter mixture. whisk together dry ingredients, then add to wet ingredients, mixing just until combined. 
in a small bowl, combine the 1/3 cup brown sugar and 1/2 tsp cinnamon. 

to assemble: butter a 9 inch baking pan (can be square, circular, or 2 qt baking dish). spread half the cake batter into the bottom of the pan. spread pumpkin butter in an even layer over the batter and then sprinkle the brown cinnamon sugar over the pumpkin butter. dollop the rest of the cake batter over, and spread evenly with a knife. then crumble the streusel over the top and bake for 45-60 minutes (depending on pan size), until a toothpick inserted into the center comes out clean.

Pumpkin Butter

3 cups pumpkin puree
1 cup apple juice, unsweetened
1/2 cup sugar
1/3 cup brown sugar
2 1/2 tsp cinnamon
2 tsp ground ginger
1/4 tsp nutmeg
1/4 tsp cloves
1/4 tsp allspice

stir all ingredients into a medium pot over medium heat. let the mixture reduce on medium-low heat for about 30 minutes or until slightly thickened. cool and transfer to sterilized jars. will last for about a month in the refrigerator. 



pecan pie with tangerine and bourbon


i have some bones to pick with you.
i can see that many of you are lurking. i have technological proof.

but barely any of you are saying hi.
to those of you who have said hi, hey, i love you. and those of you who haven't, i love you too. but please say hi!
i want to know who you are and how your day is and how many cookies you can pile in your mouth.


are you even reading this right now?
HEY HI!!!!! you're scrolling down through the pictures so fast.....did you stop?

hi. i just wanted to say hi.
i don't think i've ever really formally introduced myself here.
my name is julia...hey.
i like hanging out in my bed.
i mostly write at night, in this bed, with pens and papers. when i wake up, i find these papers beside me and don't remember writing half of the things until i see them in the morning.
aH HA!


formalities are weird. especially in a space like this when i can sound as crazy as i please.
but in all seriousness, listen. serious. i'd like to know you.

if you are obsessed with eating pies and find these ramblings worth returning to then we'd probably be awesome friends.


so today, in the spirit of this week, i want to thank you and give you love in the form of pie. one of the best forms of love in the world.

i love you for coming here and reading these words. thank you for the inspiration and encouragement and saying nice things to me about this silly little blog.
you make my day better. my life..you totally make my life better.


now onto the pie! this is a pie. a gargantuan monster of a pie. a pie to celebrate.

it's deep and rich and flakey and gooey. in other words, it's perfect.


i wish more than anything that i could share it with each one of you.

Pecan Pie with Tangerine and Bourbon
adapted from Tartine via Lottie and Doof

Flakey Tart Dough
3 cups plus 2 tbsp all-purpose flour
1 cup + 5 tbsp unsalted butter, very cold
2/3 cup water, very cold
1 tbsp sugar
1 tsp salt

Filling:
3/4 cup sugar
1/2 cup maple syrup
1/2 cup light corn syrup
2 tbsp bourbon
1/2 tsp kosher salt
1/4 cup unsalted butter
1 tsp vanilla 
3 large eggs, lightly beaten
2 cups pecan halves
1 tbsp tangerine zest

for crust: in a small bowl, add salt to the water and stir to dissolve. keep very cold until ready to use. put the flour and sugar in the bowl of a food processor. cut the butter into 1 inch pieces and scatter the butter over the flour. pulse briefly until the mixture forms large crumbs and some of the butter is still in pieces the size of peas. add the water and salt mixture and pulse for several seconds until the dough begins to come together into a ball but is not completely smooth. you should still be able to see some butter chunks. 
on a lightly floured surface, divide the dough into 2 equal sized balls and shape each into a disk, about 1 inch thick. wrap well in plastic and chill for at least 2 hours or overnight. 
on a lightly floured surface, roll one disk of dough into a circle about 1/8-inch thick. cut out a 12 inch circle and place in a 10 inch pie dish. trim dough so there is an even 1/2 inch overhang. fold the overhand under, and flute or crimp the edge. chill the shell until firm to the touch about 35-45 minutes. 
preheat the oven to 375. line the pie shell with parchment paper and fill with pie weights or dried beans. bake the shell until the surface looks light brown, about 25 minutes, to check, lift a corner of the paper. remove from the oven and remove the weights and paper. return the shell to the oven and bake until golden, about 5-10 minutes longer. 
cool completely before filling. 

for filling: in a small saucepan, combine the sugar, maple syrup, corn syrup, bourbon, and salt. place over medium heat and bring to a rolling boil, boil for 1 minute. take the pan off the heat, add the butter and whisk until it melts. let the mixture cool to room temperature. while the mixture is cooling, preheat the oven to 350. 
add the vanilla and eggs to the cooled mixture and stir to mix well. stir in the pecans and zest. pour into the pie shell. 
bake until the filling is just set, 40 to 60 minutes. if the top is browning too quickly, cover with a piece of aluminum foil. let cool on a wire rack. serve warm or at room temperature, WITH ICE CREAM!



orange cinnamon glazed donut muffins


as much as i would love to sit down and ramble on about how i've been having freaky dreams (thank you Almodovar) or why my legs aren't shaved (thank you lazy arms)...i simply am not going to do that.


thanksgiving is in a couple days and my brains feel crazy. running around, getting things done, not getting things done that I need to be getting done, getting parking tickets because crazy brains forget about the meter, running on caffeine-y things, pretzels, and cookie dough instead of good old fashioned rem cycles.

i'm starting to emulate a squirrel. and i need to be tranquilized.


no tranquilizer guns in sight. so i must take the next best thing, a few deep breaths and donuts in the form of muffins.

when behaving like a maniac, one should not be messing around with sizzling hot oil. but maniacs should get to eat donuts too.


donut muffins. they will be baked, glazed, admired, and then feasted upon.

no need to twiddle your thumbs as you wait for dough to rise. this will be instant success!


first. bake up some soft, lightly spiced muffins that taste like donuts. tilt them on their sides to let them cool down.


whisk up some beautiful glaze with orange zest and juice, butter, cinnamon, powdered sugar, and a touch of cream.

dunk their puffed tops in glaze. let dry. repeat.


how about some minis? like donut holes!!


glaze double dippage! uhuh, toooootally.




Orange Cinnamon Glazed Donut Muffins
adapted from my baking addiction

1/4 cup butter, softened
1/4 cup vegetable oil
1/2 cup sugar
1/3 cup brown sugar
2 large eggs
1 1/2 tsp baking powder
1/4 tsp baking soda
1 tsp ground nutmeg
1 tsp cinnamon
3/4 tsp salt
1 tsp vanilla extract
2 2/3 cups all-purpose flour
1 cup whole milk

for glaze:
3 tbsp butter, melted
1 1/2 - 2 cups confectioners sugar, sifted
3/4 tsp vanilla
1/2 tsp cinnamon
zest of 1/2 an orange
2-3 tbsp fresh orange juice
1-2 tbsp heavy cream

preheat oven to 425. lightly grease a standard muffin tin, or line with papers. (I had enough batter for 12 regular size muffins and about 6 minis). in a medium sized bowl, cream butter, vegetable oil, and sugars until smooth. add the eggs, beating to combine. stir in the baking powder, baking soda, nutmeg, cinnamon, salt, and vanilla. stir the flour into the butter mixture alternating with the milk, beginning and ending with the flour. mix til just combined. spoon batter into the prepared pan, filling the cups nearly full. bake the muffins for 15 to 17 minutes until they're pale golden brown and a cake taster inserted in the middle of one of the center muffins comes out clean. flop them on their sides in the muffin pan to cool. 
prepare the glaze: in a medium bowl, mix together melted butter, sugar, vanilla, cinnamon, zest, juice, and cream. add more sugar and orange juice until you get your desired consistency. whisk til smooth. 
when the muffins are cool, dip the crown into the glaze and set on a wire rack to dry. if you want to go for double dippage of glaze (DO IT), dip them again and let dry. serve warm or cool. they are best on the day they are made. 



white chocolate macadamia nut cookies with crystallized ginger



freshman year of my college life.

during this time, you might find me:
taking daily naps and wearing bandanas as headbands.

finding the occasional smartfood popcorn kernels in my bed.

not actually living in my own room due to wacky roommate-ness.

i would also most likely be hoarding white chocolate macadamia nut cookies from the diner.


when the "diner points" were about to run out...get out of the way. i'd make a mad dash to the pastry case and, if all went as planned, walk out of there with every last macadamia nut cookie. win

i whipped up a batch and they brought back some serious flavor memories.


white chocolate macadamia nut cookies are known to be sweet little beasts. so i buffed them up with extra sea salt and some bits of crystallized ginger.

familiar creamy classic tastiness. with a little more tude.

cookies & milk. (almond milk!). bff4eva


you might become overwhelmed with a need to shove them in a bag and hoard them.

White Chocolate Macadamia Nut Cookies with Crystallized Ginger
adapted from Whipped

1 cup (2 sticks) unsalted butter, softened
1 cup sugar
3/4 cup light brown sugar, packed
2 tsp vanilla
1/2 tsp salt
2 eggs
2 1/2 cups all purpose flour
1 tsp baking soda
10 oz white chocolate, chopped
1 cup macadamia nuts, toasted and chopped into chunks
1/4 cup crystallized ginger, chopped into little bits
sea salt, for sprinkling on top

preheat oven to 375. in a large bowl, beat butter, sugars, vanilla, and salt in an electric mixer until creamy. add eggs and beat well. in a small bowl, whisk together flour and baking soda. gradually add flour mix to butter mixture and beat until blended. stir in white chocolate, nuts, and ginger. drop by rounded teaspoons onto ungreased cookie sheets. bake 8 to 10 minutes or until golden. cool for a few minutes and then transfer to a wire rack to cool. sprinkle the tops of each cookie with a pinch of sea salt. 


fennel white bean gratin with parmesan and lemon


happy saturday to ju!

i love getting life tips from people. elder wise people, little kids, funny people who have lived funny lives. i will take all the life tips i can get right now.


do you have any for me? please! i want your tips. i want to live this life right.

here are some for you:

if you are feeling stressed, go in the kitchen and make muffins. whatever kind you want. then see if you are still as frantically stressed. if you still are...then whatever, you have warm muffins on the countertop to help you through it.

don't put vodka in water bottles. tomorrow you will have completely forgotten, reach for the water and take a hefty swig.

finger toothbrush is totally acceptable at sleepovers. and on that note, one is never too old for sleepovers.

triscuts. keep eating triscuts people.


gloomy days can be the most lovely. turn on some tunes and relish in the gloom.

nine dollars is a lot for nail polish, i know. it's worth it.

sometimes the most unphotogenic things are the most scrumptiously delicious.

also. bread crumbs make great things even more great.


exhibit A. this fennel gratin. not cute to look at.

but it's beautiful on the inside and has a rockin personality.

gratins that i've met and liked: all of them.

they're easy and elegant and total happy food.

as a small baby, i would make happy noises when i ate.

when gratin is on my plate, i channel my old baby self. i try to internalize the happy noises though. because i'm definitely not cute like a baby and that'd be extra weird.

fennel needs to happen way more. so. can i interest you in some fennel?


what if it includes cheese and white beans and crunchy lemon zesty bread crumbs?

and because i want arugula with pretty much everything always...


a stellar meal indeed.
you'll love and adore it. even if fennel hasn't completely won you over yet.

a gratin for dinner! this is the best

Fennel White Bean Gratin with Parmesan and Lemon
adapted from Bon Appetit Nov 2010, recipe here

Gratin:
5 tbsp olive oil
1 medium yellow onion, sliced
3 large garlic cloves, minced
4 large fennel bulbs, trimmed, cored and cut into 1/4 inch thick slices
1 (15 oz) can cannelini beans, or other white bean, drained and washed
1/2 cup chicken broth
1/4 cup heavy cream or half and half
2 tbsp chopped fresh italian parsley
1 tbsp chopped fresh thyme
1 1/2 tsp kosher salt
1/2 tsp fresh black pepper

Bread Crumb topping:
1 cup fresh bread crumbs
1 cup parmesan, grated
2 tbsp butter, melted
1 tbsp fresh italian parsley, chopped
grated zest of one lemon

* i used a large 12 inch cast iron skillet. you can also use a large pot over the stove and then just transfer the mixture to a baking dish when ready to go in the oven.

heat 5 tbsp oil in a large cast iron skillet or wide pot over medium heat. add onion and garlic and saute until soft but not brown, about 5 minutes. add fennel and saute until fennel is slightly softened and beginning to brown, stirring frequently, about 18 minutes. stir in broth, parsley, thyme, salt and pepper. reduce heat to medium-low, and simmer until most of the broth is absorbed, about 5 minutes. let cool. 
preheat oven to 400. stir white beans into fennel mixture. if not using a cast iron pan, transfer mixture to ceramic baking dish. drizzle cream or half and half over the cooled fennel bean mixture. in a small bowl. combine all ingredients for bread crumb topping. distribute topping evenly over fennel. bake for about 20 minutes, until gratin is hot and bubbly and the top is deep golden. serve warm with arugula


vanilla mango cupcakes with cinnamon swirl + cream cheese frosting




wisdom of the day:
no people should be crying in television shows about cupcakes.


secondly, there should not be 8 different television shows about cupcakes.

i'm all for mindless trashy tv, but this needs to stop. ok networks? cool. 




it's gloom central around these parts and i'm making cupcakes. their cuteness is both annoying and delightful. even snape wouldn't refuse one of these happy cakes. 




a fluffy vanilla yellow cake batter. 


chunks of soft mango folded in. 


cinnamon sugar swirls. 


cream cheese frosting. 




done. cuteness. delicious. puppies. bows. rosie cheeks. cupcakes. 


Vanilla Mango Cupcakes with Cinnamon Swirls 
and Cream Cheese Frosting
vanilla cake recipe adapted from smitten kitchen

2 cups plus 1 tbsp cake flour
1 tsp baking powder
3/4 tsp baking soda
1/2 tsp salt
1 stick unsalted butter, softened
1 cup sugar
1 1/2 tsp vanilla
2 large eggs, room temperature
1 cup buttermilk, well-shaken
1 cup ripe mango, cut in small pieces

1 1/2 tbsp sugar
1 1/2 tbsp light brown sugar
3/4 tsp cinnamon

preheat oven to 350. line cupcake pan with papers. 
sift flour, baking powder, baking soda, and salt in a medium bowl. beat butter and sugar in an electric mixer at medium speed until pale and fluffy. then beat in vanilla. add eggs 1 at a time, scraping down the bowl after each addition. at low speed, beat in buttermilk until combined (mixture will look curdled). add flour mixture in three batches, mixing until just incorporated. fold in diced mango. 
for the cinnamon swirl: mix together sugars and cinnamon
put about 1 - 1 1/2 tbsp of cake batter into the cupcake liners. sprinkle a spoonful of cinnamon sugar mix over the batter and top each with another tbsp of cake batter. take a toothpick and drag it through the filled cupcake papers to swirl around the cinnamon sugar. 
bake for about 18-22 minutes, until a toothpick inserted into the center of a cupcake comes out clean. 


Cream Cheese Frosting


1 8 oz package cream cheese, softened
1/2 cup (1 stick) unsalted butter, softened
2 1/2 cups confectioners sugar
1 tsp vanilla


beat butter and cream cheese with an electric mixer until smooth. add in sugar and vanilla and beat until creamy and smooth. don't over-beat or else it will lose it's structure!


frost and stare at the cuteness you just created. 



orzo chickpea salad with apples and leaves


today, instead of going on a run, i think i will just dance spastically around this house for a little while.

instead of washing my car, i'm going to try and teach myself a song on this ukulele sitting right over here.

instead of using shampoo, i'm going to do it with baking soda. here we go, joy. i'm ready for some squeaking hair.

instead of eating leftover cold pizza for lunch, i will make a bright delicious lunch salad.


sometimes changing it up is good. nay, great! these crazy lives aren't going to live themselves. go do something different today. do something weird.

make a new playlist mix to fall asleep to.

buy a different toothpaste

wake up earlier or later than usual

eat two extra fortune cookies

if you see a swing, swing on it

don't put that temporary tattoo on your shoulder. PUT IT ON YOUR FACE

make someone's lunch. and eat together. dismount your hamster wheels. slow down for a minute. and enjoy lunch salad.


two cheers for lunch salad! with things that i can get excited about like orzo and chickpeas and these fall apples.

and arugula. rawr! you spicy


this might not sound like the most exciting to a boy, but i witnessed a particular gentleman inhale a giant bowl in less than 3 minutes.



change can be exhilarating, even in simple things. i am obsessed with this salad.
lunch salad forever!

Orzo Chickpea Salad with Apples and Leaves
serves 1 or 2 or 3. depending on your hunger level. these don't have to be
exact measurements. just taste and adjust to your liking!

1/2 cup whole wheat orzo
1 can chickpeas, washed and drained
1/2 small red onion, diced fine
1 apple ~ i would recommend honeycrisp or fuji, diced into chuks
a handful of basil, sliced into pretty little ribbons
a few big handfuls or arugula
1/4 cup parmesan, grated
juice of a lemon
3-4 tbsp olive oil
1 tbsp cider vinegar
salt and pepper


add a bit of olive oil and salt to water in a medium pot. bring to a boil and cook orzo. drain and let cool a little. in a medium bowl, combine chickpeas, orzo, diced onion, apple, basil, and parmesan. 

mix in lemon juice, olive oil, vinegar and a good amount of salt and pepper. taste and adjust. 

pumpkin black and white cookies



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...hey


i am SUPER full of excitement for this one.

pumpkin. black and white cookies. together as one! amen to that. 


these are stuff dreams are made out of.

happy beautiful dreams. the ones that you try hard to make your brain continue after you annoyingly wake up in the middle of the night. 


tonight i hope i dream about pumpkin black and white cookies.

i hope i'll sit down to a big metal platter with a large number of them arranged nicely.

there will be a goblet of fancy champagne.

and i won't ever have to wear eyeliner to look awake. 


and then i will proceed to eat these cookies as messily or daintily as i so please. and in the morning i will not have a massive stomach ache nor extra buldging love handles. 

and the best part, i will still have a bunch of cookies in the kitchen.


they smell like donuts. 
stick your nose up to them. seriously. donuts.

the flavor of fall + glaze. with a good dose of salt to keep all that sweetness in check.


after a day they get a little gooey on the inside where the cookie meets the glaze.

and there is cinnamon in the chocolate glaze. because right now, spice is nice. and i want it in my chocolate.


this recipe will yield you a looot of black and whites. around 45.

this is terrible, dangerous, and incredible. like a giant, real-life Reptar



Pumpkin Black and White Cookies
components adapted from Martha Stewart's Cookies, Smitten Kitchen, and Joy the Baker

Pumpkin Cookies:
2 3/4 cup all-purpose flour
1 tsp baking powder
1 tsp baking soda
1 1/4 tsp kosher salt
1 1/2 tsp cinnamon
1 1/4 tsp ground ginger
3/4 tsp nutmeg
3/4 cup (1 1/2 sticks) unsalted butter, room temperature
2 cups light brown sugar, packed
2 large eggs, room temperature
1 1/2 cups pumpkin puree
3/4 cup evaporated milk
1 tsp vanilla 

Vanilla glaze:
2 cups confectioners sugar
1/2 tsp vanilla
1 tbsp light corn syrup
2 tbsp hot water

Chocolate glaze:
4 oz semisweet chocolate, chopped
3 tbsp unsalted butter
1 tbsp light corn syrup
1/4 tsp cinnamon


preheat oven to 375. line a few baking sheets with parchment paper. 
in a medium bowl, whisk flour, baking powder, baking soda, salt, cinnamon, ginger, and nutmeg together. in a bowl of a stand mixer fitted with the paddle attachment, cream the butter and brown sugar on medium speed until light and fluffy, about 3 minutes. beat in the eggs until combined. with the mixer on low, add the pumpkin, evaporated milk, and vanilla and beat until well blended, about 2 minutes. keep the mixer on low and add the dry ingredients. beat until just combined. 


transfer the batter to a pastry bag fitted with a round tip and pipe 2 inch rounds onto the prepared baking sheet, leaving about 1 1/2 inches between them. bake for 12 minutes, or until the tops of the cookies spring back when lightly pressed. let cool on wire racks. 


for the vanilla glaze: whisk all ingredients in a bowl until smooth. with a small offset spatula or a knife, spread vanilla glaze on one half of every cookie. let dry a bit while you make chocolate glaze. 
for the chocolate glaze: melt the chocolate and butter together in a double boiler (or you can use a microwave). whisk in the corn syrup and cinnamon until it's glossy and smooth. frost the other halves of the cookies with the chocolate glaze and set them out for the glazes to firm up a bit. 
they keep well covered at room temperature or in the fridge for a few days. 



parmesan truffle pumpkin seeds + halloween peanut butter bark


halloween is over and i did not plan to post about either of these things.

until i tasted them. whoa whooooa wHOA. rudeness is the worst, and it would be rude of me not to share.


you must have leftovers, stashes of candy here and there. and surely you are planning on eating a lot more pumpkins this fall. halloween is just the beginning, right?

so here we are, on one end we have pretzels and reeses and sprinkles, and on the other we have truffle oil. a little bit of trashy, a little bit of classy. britney & k-fed + william & kate = one party i'd like to attend.


around 2 o'clock yesterday i started to go a little sugar high psycho. i did really intense black eye makeup around only one eye and couldn't control making weird noises and communicated through shrieking at people. this is the exact moment in time that i went into the kitchen and this crazy carnival-looking-candy-crack was born.

(shREEEEEK!)

right now you probably have all the stuff in your pantry to make your own version of halloween crack (bark). it might be the easiest thing you'll ever make.


i had a few leftover peanut butter cookies so i broke those up with a bunch of pretzels and arranged them on a sheet pan. i melted vanilla candy melts and poured that over and then scattered reeses pieces and sea salt and sprinkles over the top. you can use whatever suits your fancy...oreos, butterfingers, heath bars, candy corn, ooooh my! also, make sure you aren't alone with a pan of this.

moving on to the next addictive snacksky. we need to talk about these seeds. there is no question that they are the best seeds i've ever come upon.


do what you normally do when you roast your seeds...

but before they go in the oven, grate some parmesan and throw that in with the seeds. second, when they're nice and roasted out of the oven, drizzle truffle oil on there and a good dose of truffle salt (both both!). why wouldn't you?

alright. now i need water.

Halloween Peanut Butter Bark
inspired by this and this

*no exact measurements here. just grab handfuls and do it!

pretzels
peanut butter cookies (can substitute any cookies you'd like)
1 lb vanilla candy melts/white chocolate wafers
reeses pieces (or any other candy)
sea salt
sprinkles

line a sheet pan with foil or parchment. arrange broken cookies and pretzels. melt white chocolate over a double boiler or in a microwave and drizzle over cookies and pretzels. scatter reeses pieces and sprinkles over + a good dose of sea salt. let it set up in the fridge. 


Parmesan Truffle Roasted Pumpkin Seeds

2 cups pumpkin seeds, washed and dried
olive oil
sea salt
a handful of parmesan, grated
truffle oil
truffle salt

preheat oven to 300. coat seeds with a bit of olive oil and some sea salt. arrange them on a baking sheet and sprinkle parmesan over. roast for about 30 minutes til crisp. drizzle a little truffle oil over and mix well. sprinkle with a few pinches of truffle salt. bon appetit!



happy hallow's eve + some pumpkin ghosts


good morning pumpkins! happy halloween!

halloween snuck up like a bandit this year. it's about to be november and i have made exactly zero pumpkiny things.

so naturally i froke out, ate gobstoppers for breakfast, planted myself in the kitchen with loads of pumpkin, and stayed there until i made enough things to be satisfied.


are you already pumpkin-ed out? i hope not. it's about to get pumpkin crazy in this internet space.
i have gobstopper juice running through my bloodstream, bowls of pumpkin seeds waiting to be roasted, and a happy looking pumpkin on my porch.

i'm ready! let's get it on, halloween.

Simply Pumpkin Cupcakes with Cream Cheese Frosting
adapted from here

*this recipe is very versatile. you can bake it in a 10 inch bundt pan, 
a large rectangular cake pan, large or mini cupcakes. i made regular sized and mini cupcakes.

2 cups all purpose flour
3 tsp baking powder
2 tsp baking soda
1/4 tsp salt
2 tsp ground cinnamon
1 tsp ground ginger
1/2 tsp ground nutmeg
1/4 tsp cloves
1 cup sugar
1 cup light brown sugar
3/4 cup vegetable oil
1/2 cup applesauce
1 tsp vanilla 
2 cups pumpkin puree
4 eggs

preheat oven to 350. line cupcake pan or mini cupcake pan with papers. (or grease and flour bundt pan). sift together flour, baking powder, baking soda, salt, and spices. set aside. 
in a large bowl, combine sugars, oil, and applesauce. blend in vanilla and pumpkin. then, beat in eggs, one at a time, mixing after each addition. gradually stir in flour mixture. fill the cupcake liners until each is 3/4 full (or spread batter into prepared bundt pan). bake until a toothpick inserted in the center of a cupcake comes out clean, about 20 minutes for cupcakes. 

Cream Cheese Frosting
16 oz cream cheese, softened
1/2 cup (1 stick) unsalted butter, softened
3 cups confectioners sugar
1 tsp vanilla

beat cream cheese and butter in a mixer fitted with paddle attachment. 
add sugar and vanilla and beat until smooth. 

almond milk + raspberry almond milk smoothie


is your fireplace pretty hot and toasty? 

maybe your fireplace is making you a little too hot.. and a creamy, icy thing sounds awesome. 

no eggs going on this morning. no english muffins or anything drenched in maple syrup. 

somedays i just feel like drinking my breakfast. 


shall we make almond milk?

yes. we shall. 

it's dreamy delicious. i was never so good about drinking milk. i can inhale it with granola. i will always accept a milkshake with open arms. but sitting down to drink a big glass of milk...um, no, i'll politely decline.

UNTIL i learned the joyousness of nut milks. i could drink goblets and goblets.


first we shall soak the almonds in water overnight. in the morning they will be bigger and plumper and totally good-looking.

2. blend those dudes up with some water into a milky white cloud.


then squeeze all the pulp through some cheesecloth. and there, we totally just did that. we made our own milk. that was satisfying. today is already a success and i'm still in sweatpants.


and don't get too overly excited and gulp down all of it right away. put it in your oatmeal. stir it in your coffee. make a white russian with it. or make a bomb diggity smoothie.



Almond Milk
makes about 3 cups

*you can make thicker or thinner almond milk by using more or less water. also i just put a dash of vanilla and no sweetener and it was delicious. also, you can blanch the almonds beforehand to remove their skins...i didn't care to fuss over that one. 

1 cup raw almonds
3 cups water
pinch of sea salt
1 tsp vanilla (optional)
maple syrup or agave (optional)

place the almonds in a bowl and cover with plenty of water. let soak overnight. 
the next day, drain the almonds and place into a blender or food processor. add 1 cup of water and a pinch of sea salt and blend into a paste. add the last 2 cups of water and blend until smooth. 
line a large sieve, set over a bowl, with a couple pieces of cheesecloth. pour the mixture into it (i did this in two batches) and pull the sides up, not letting any pulp escape. pinch the corners together and squeeze as much milk as you can from the pulp. sweeten it with vanilla and/or agave if you'd like. 
bam. you just made milk. drink it right away or keep it in the fridge for up to 3 days. 

Raspberry Mango Almond Smoothie
adapted from the goop detox

1 1/4 cup almond milk
1/2 cup mango, chopped and frozen
1/4 cup raspberries
1 scoop vanilla protein powder (i like bioChem vanilla "greens and whey" powder)

put everything in a blender and then blend it.