the naming

boppie - if I ever am a grandparent I want to be Boppie.

I want to name a dog Dumbie like Gumby and Dumbo. I want to name a dog Dormitory and another Santana Beans.

I want to name another pet Smurfie and if I had a rabbit, I know I’d end up calling it Woofers. Woofers the third.

I want to name a gerbil Albatross and two Betta fish Credit and Debit and see which one wins because aren’t those supposed to aggressive? I don’t actually want a gerbil or fish I just like naming things.

How often do you think ‘Cry Me a River’ is played in Crimea?

My best friend’s name is Michela and phones used to autocorrect Michela to ‘Nickels’ so Nickels became her drunk alter ego and I love this and I love Nickels.

There was a regular at Lodge that would come in every other day with her baby Harvest and she would yell “Harvest, No!” across the bakery.

that’s all, over and out