frozen

sundae: buttermilk ice cream. lime curd. toasted almond poppyseed cake

how many times can justin bring sexy back, really?

this sundae is:

not a swanky getaway in a nice hotel kind of sexy.

more like, gourmet camping trip sexy. a nice fire going, stars and shit. and a sundae in a mug.

the mish mosh: buttermilk ice cream. lime curd. toasted almond poppyseed cake cubes.


Buttermilk Ice Cream

from smitten kitchen

2 cups heavy cream

1 1/4 cup sugar

8 egg yolks

2 cups buttermilk

2 tsp vanilla or 1/2 a vanilla bean, scraped and simmered with cream

pinch of salt

in a large heavy saucepan, combine the cream and 1 cup of sugar and bring to a simmer over medium heat. 

in a large bowl, whisk egg yolks and remaining 1/4 cup of sugar. 

remove cream mixture from heat and drizzle a small amount into the yolks slowly, whisking constantly to keep eggs from curdling. continue slowly adding more to warm the yolks well, and then pour back into the cream, whisking constantly. 

cook over low heat until the mixture thickens and coats the back of a spoon. pour through a fine mesh strainer, then whisk in the buttermilk, vanilla, and salt. press plastic on the top surface so a skin doesn't form and chill in the refrigerator, and then freeze according to your ice cream maker's directions. 

Lime Curd (

recipe here

)

Almond Poppyseed Pound Cake (

recipe here

)

sundae: pile all into a mug and do it right. 

peanut butter puffin cereal milk ice cream

i am so clever that sometimes i don't understand a single word of what i am saying. 

.oscar wilde.

peanut butter puffin cereal milk ice cream.

in a word, this ice cream tastes like: Snacktime.

it's emotionally unstable..

it knows it's too good to be true.

Peanut Butter Puffin Cereal Milk Ice Cream

inspired by and adapted from Momofuku Milk Bar

*notes: this ice cream base recipe is a bit wacky..gelatin and glucose, no eggs, no cream. i made it as written because i was curious to see what it would turn out like. the ice cream itself wasn't icy in the least, but also wasn't heavy and rich like what you get with cream and yolk based ice creams. i'm sure using the puffin cereal milk in a more classic ice cream base would be just as yummy and more approachable ingredient-wise to most. 

1 recipe puffin cereal milk 

1 sheet gelatin

130 g sugar (2/3 cup)

2 g kosher salt (1/2 tsp)

20 g milk powder (1/4 cup)

50 g glucose (2 tbsp)

bloom the gelatin in ice water. 

warm a little bit of the puffin cereal milk and whisk in the gelatin to dissolve. whisk in the remaining cereal milk, the sugar, salt, milk powder, and glucose until everything is fully dissolved and incorporated. 

pour the mixture through a fine mesh sieve into your ice cream machine and freeze according to your manufacturer's instructions. the ice cream is best spun just before serving but will keep in an airtight container in the freezer for up to 2 weeks. 

Peanut Butter Puffin Cereal Milk Ice Cream

100 g peanut butter puffins (2 1/2 cups)

825 g cold milk (3 3/4 cups)

30 g light brown sugar (2 tbsp)

1 g kosher salt (1/4 tsp) 

pour the milk into a bowl or pitcher. add the puffin cereal and mix up. crunch up some of the puffins with your hands. let steep for 30 minutes at room temperature. 

strain the mixture through a fine mesh sieve, collecting the milk in a medium bowl. use your hands to squeeze out the soggy cereal to extract as much puffin flavor as possible. toss the puffin mush. 

whisk the brown sugar and salt into the milk until fully dissolved. store in a clean pitcher or glass. 

grapefruit frozen yogurt

breakfasty things can get switched into dessert fast.

grapefruit. yogurt. oats.

it was late afternoon with the nice light and i sat around and ate this frozen yogurt out of the ice cream machine bowl.

it was wonderfully good, and ridiculously simple. it was inspired by pinkberry.

i think everyone ever should eat it. alright. alright. alright.

Grapefruit Frozen Yogurt

modified from here

2 cups greek yogurt

1 large pink grapefruit, zest and juice (about 2/3 cup juice)

3/4 cup sugar

1 cup half and half 

mix everything in a bowl. pour into bowl of ice cream ma

chine and churn according to maker's instruction.  

for honey toasted oats, mix a little honey with a dab of melted coconut oil. toast in an oven at 350 degreesF for a few minutes. 

malt ball and peanut crunch semifreddo


days go by and i find myself waiting for thoughts, the kinds of thoughts i know were once there.
it feels so many times, as of late, they don't come.

i'll force myself to try, just to try starting anywhere. dear lord, let me have an original thought.

but eventually, i'll have a night like this. i lay in bed, my back feels in shock from yet another 12+ day, and my mind refuses to shut off and dream its usual creepster scenarios.

all i hear is the rain outside and the hollow clicking of my keyboard. i must say, this is beyond pleasant.
and holy yes look, i'm putting words into space. clearly nothing special. but nonetheless, words!


i should probably talk about the semifreddo. the semifreddo with malt balls and peanut crunch.
i made this with a purpose. it was meant to be eaten by some very cool important people.
the dinner ended up being cancelled leaving me with two hefty loaves of frozen cream.

things could be worse.


this isn't my first romp with semifreddo. there was this one with raspberry swirls and rainbow curls. that was a good time.

this one here is surely more addictive though, with the crunchy malt chunks and the salty peanut crunch.


top it with the simplest chocolate sauce, and IT's ON.

alright, i think it's time. i can walk away (fall asleep) from this writing onset situation content.
i should seriously go to bed.
i should seriously write a self-warning sign to not take forkfulls of semifreddo for breakfast.
bananas and cereal, bananas and cereal, bananas and cereal.
SEMIFREDDO!


Malt Ball & Peanut Crunch Semifreddo
adapted from Baked Elements by Matt Lewis and Renato Poliafito

*this base recipe is completely adaptable. layer it with whatever you like. if you don't want to go through the extra process of making the peanut crunch, then don't. i do love the crunchy salty element it adds, but it's still delicious without it. 

2 cups malted milk balls
peanut crunch (recipe below)
1/2 cup sugar, divided
1/3 cup malted milk powder
5 large eggs, separated
2 cups heavy cream
1 tbsp pure vanilla extract
1/2 tsp salt


line two 9 inch loaf pans with plastic wrap and allow a generous overhand on all sides. spray a paper towel with nonstick spray and wipe the plastic wrap with it. 
in a food processor pulse the malt balls until they are just coarsely chopped (or chop up by hand). don't process until it turns into powder - we want decent sized chunks. sprinkle the bottom of each loaf pan with about a quarter of the chopped malt balls and about 1/4 cup peanut butter crunch. 
in a large bowl, whisk together 1/2 cup plus 1 tbsp of the sugar, the malted milk powder, and the egg yolks fairly vigorously until the mixture turns pale, 1-2 minutes. 
in a chilled medium bowl, vigorously whisk the cream for 1 minute. sprinkle the remaining 3 tbsp of sugar and vanilla over the top of the cream, then continue beating until soft peaks form. fold the whipped cream into the yolk mixture. set aside. 

in the bowl of a standing mixture fitted with the whisk attachment, beat the egg whites with the salt just until stiff peaks form. do not whip past the stiff peak stage or the whites will become dry and unusable. 
fold one third of the egg white mixture into the egg yolk base. add half of the remaining egg whites and gently fold until almost incorporated. fold in the remaining egg whites. 
use a large spoon to fill each loaf pan halfway with the semifreddo and smooth surface with the back of the spoon. place in the freezer for 10 minutes. 
remove the loaf pans from the freezer and sprinkle the remaining chopped malted milk balls over the semifreddo in each pan, and another 1/4 cup peanut butter crunch. then cover with the remaining semifreddo. smooth out top. cover tighytly with plastic wrap and freeze until firm, about 6 hours. 

to serve, invert onto a platter and remove the plastic wrap. to slice, use a knife dipped in hot water then dried, and slice into 1 inch slices. drizzle with chocolate syrup. 

Peanut Crunch

1/3 recipe peanut brittle (method to follow)
3/4 cup skippy peanut butter
1 1/2 cups feuilletine
3/4 cup confectioners' sugar
1/2 tsp kosher salt

combine the peanut butter, brittle, feuilletine, confectioners' sugar, and salt in the bowl of a stand mixer fitted with the paddle attachment and paddle on medium low speed for 1 minute, until homogenous. the crunch can be stored in an airtight container at room temperature for 5 days or in the fridge for up to 2 weeks. 

Peanut Brittle
1 cup sugar
1/2 cup peanuts

line a quarter sheet pan with a silpat (parchment won't work here)
mak a dry caramel: heat sugar in a  small heavy bottomed saucepan over medium high heat. ass soon as the sugar starts to melt, use a heatproof spatula to move it constantly around the pan - you want it all to melt and caramelize evenly. cook and stir, cook and stir, until the caramel is a deep dark amber, 3-5 minutes. 

once the caramel has reached the target color, remove the pan from the heat, and with the heatproof spatula, stir in the nuts. make sure they are coated in caramel, then dump onto the prepared sheet pan. spread out as thin and evenly as possible. the caramel will set quickly. let cool completely. 
in a zip lock, break up the pieces as small as possible with a rolling pin or simply grind it down in the food processor to the size of short grain rice. store in an airtight container. 

coffee cookie dough ice cream

this is coffee cookie dough ice cream.

coffee cookie dough ice cream is as absurdly good as it should be. success.

steep coffee beans in milk for an hour.

make a little batch of cookie dough sans eggs.

coffee milk turns to custard with the help of egg yolks.

custard gets amped up with pinches of vanilla and ground coffee.

custard gets spun into ice cream. cookie dough chunks are folded in.

brace yourself, spoons.

meeting adjourned. ice cream a-churned.

i should just start making vats of cookie dough ice cream and selling it out of my squeaky garage.

Coffee Cookie Dough Ice Cream

adapted from the perfect scoop by dave leibovitz

for the ice cream:

1 1/2 cups whole milk

3/4 cup sugar

1 1/2 cups whole coffee beans

pinch of salt

1 1/2 cups heavy cream

5 large egg yolks

1/4 tsp vanilla extract

1/4 tsp finely ground coffee

for the cookie dough:

5 tbsp salted butter, melted 

1/3 cup packed light brown sugar

1/3 cup flour

1 tsp vanilla

2/3 cup mini chocolate chips

to make the cookie dough, stir together the butter and sugar in a bowl until smooth. stir in the flour, then vanilla and chocolate chips. form dough into a disk, wrap in plastic, and refrigerate until firm. 

to make the ice cream, warm the milk, sugar, whole coffee beans, salt, and 1/2 cup of cream in a medium saucepan. once the mixture is warm, cover, remove from heat, and let steep at room temperature for 1 hour. 

rewarm the coffee milk mixture. pour the remaining 1 cup of cream into a large bowl and set a mesh strainer on top. in a separate medium bowl, whisk together the egg yolks. slowly pour the warm coffee mixture into the egg yolks, whisking constantly, then scrape the warmed egg yolks back into the saucepan. 

stir the mixture constanly over medium low heat with a heatproof spatula, scraping the bottom as you stir, until the mixture thickens and coats the spatula. pour the custard through the strainer and stir it into the cream. press on the coffee beans in the strainer to extract as much of the coffee flavor as possible, then discard the beans. mix in the vanilla extract and the ground coffee and stir until cool over an ice bath. 

chill mixture thoroughly in the refrigerator. 

freeze according to ice cream maker's instruction. when it's about done, break the cookie dough into chunks and drop in. 

store in the freezer. 

strawberry creme fraiche ice cream


the last post was missing a recipe. how rude i am sometimes.

surely some ice cream will strengthen our bond.


strawberry creme fraiche ice cream!

are you familiar with creme fraiche? do you love creme fraiche? you should love it.
it's like a slightly less sour and more thick and creamy sour cream. it's a dream ingredient.


creme fraiche makes me think about the creme fraiche episode of south park.

and now, creme fraiche will make me think about south park and then ice cream.


simple icy creams... the color is cute and cheery, the taste is close-your-eyes good.

it's so smooth, light and fresh.
fresher than fraiche.



i put some fudge sauce on it, because it seemed like the smart decision.
i love this fudge sauce! it's gloopy in the best way.


dreamworld: the weekend lasts for 10 days and i have an endless supply of strawberry creme fraiche ice cream cones.


Strawberry Creme Fraiche Ice Cream
adapted from The Perfect Scoop by Dave Leibovitz

1 lb strawberries, washed and sliced
3/4 cup sugar*
1 tbsp kirsch (or vodka)
1/2 tsp fresh lemon juice
1 cup heavy cream
1 cup creme fraiche

*i used cane sugar because i was out of regular sugar, and it worked out splendidly

toss strawberries in a bowl with the sugar and kirsch. stir until the sugar begins to dissolve and strawberries are coated. let stand at room temperature for 1 hour, stirring occasionally. 
pulse the strawberries and their liquid with the creme fraiche, heavy cream and lemon juice in a blender or food processor until almost smooth, but still slightly chunky. refrigerate mixture for at least 1 hour. freeze in ice cream maker according to manufacturers instructions. 


earl grey ice cream


it's been incredibly hot out. i can't seem to flip my pillow enough at night.

when i feel this hot, i think about things like antarctica.

i will never in my life make it down to antarctica. this is, most likely, a fact.

and though i will most likely never experience that type of icy cold, there are some things that can be done.


i can saran wrap ice cubes to my legs.
i can make water balloons and throw them at myself awkwardly.
i can put a bag of frozen edamame between my neck and the couch.

and of course, i can make and consume ice cream. and if i want, can self-induce my body into a cold ice cream coma.

um, yes. let's do all these things. we can start with the ice cream.


for a long time, i stuck to making philadelphia style ice cream. philadelphia style ice creams aren't made with a custard base.

aka. no eggs. (wooP!) i was always worried about the possibility of ruining my ice cream with curdled eggs.


and i did make some pretty delicious ice creams without those yolks, so custard based ice cream was unimportant to me for awhile.

but i'm glad to report that i've gotten over it... thou shalt accept the beauty of eggs.
i'm evolving like crazy.

and good thing, because custard based ice creams are beyond perfect, bomb diggity creaminess, with a fresh taste as pure as the heavens. it's as good as ice cream gets.


and the best part...you don't even have to worry about creepy curdling yolks.
a fine mesh strainer saves the day, every time.

so bring it, custard.
bring it, earl grey tea!


what? yes.
i looove the flavor of tea. and i loove putting that awesome flavor in more than hot water.


earl grey tea steeped in milk. egg yolks turn milk into earl grey custard. silky custard into ice cream.

and oh, earl grey ice cream is a marvel.


it was made to go with pie.
the pie lasted a couple days in the house. the ice cream didn't make it through the night.

i'm sad it's gone.
time to throw water balloons at myself. or i could opt to be less weird and just make more. we'll see.



Earl Grey Ice Cream

1 cup whole milk
2 cups half and half
3/4 cup sugar
6 earl grey tea bags
5 egg yolks
1 tsp pure vanilla extract

in a small saucepan, heat milk, half and half, and sugar over medium heat, stirring occasionally. once the milk is steaming (but not boiling), remove pan from heat. place the tea bags in the milk mixture, cover and steep for twenty minutes, stirring occasionally. remove the bags, then return to medium heat. 
in a separate bowl, whisk together the egg yolks and vanilla until frothy. once the milk mixture is re-warmed, add a couple tablespoons of it to the eggs, whisking to combine. repeat a few times, whisking constantly, until the yolk mixture is warmed. then pour the warmed egg yolks into the pan and cook over medium heat, stirring and scraping the bottom of the pan constantly until the mixture thickens to a custard and coats the back of a wooden spoon. 
immediately strain through a fine mesh strainer, and then refrigerate until completely cooled (at least 6-8 hours).
then churn custard in ice cream maker according to the manufacturer's instruction. 


vanilla berry semifreddo


ello people. ello blog. it's truly been a week.

yesterday, i went to the gym.

at this gym, i got on a treadmill and decided to race the guy running next to me.

rules of the competition: do not stop running until the guy next to me stops running and then i win.


sure enough, the guy i selected to race against turned out to be quite the runner.

no, i cannot stop. the only rule is that i need to win. i must ignore these side cramps and the urge to lay down on a floofy cushion.

and SO, i ran harder than i have since my athletic high school years and theN he stopped.
mission complete and I WIN.


after i won, i poured the rest of my water on my head and tried to avoid all 90 mirrors in the gym...
because, damn...human faces should not ever be so red.

but i was so proud that i awarded myself with another one of my made up games. this one is much better. i call it pillowfest.


rules of pillowfest: get into bed well before you plan on going to sleep. gather all the pillows and blankets you have access to. arrange them in the comfiest coziest way.

make sure you have your loosest fitting pants on. pull them way up.


then do some major self-indulgent multi-tasking. this tends to include:
1. my computer on top of a pillow on top of my lap.

2. a couple cookbooks, notebooks, and markers to my left.

3. a hot beverage and a snack. probably a sweet one.

4. remote swallowed up in the bed somewhere, and whatever bravo rerun on in the background.


good. great. everyone deserves pillowfest after a long week.

and even more if they've just won a big race against a stranger who didn't know about the race.


i also want some damn ice cream.

but this is not ice cream. this is a semifreddo. it's cold and frozen and creamy like ice cream.

but it's lighter. and more whippy.
and you don't need an ice cream maker! if you have eggs and cream and hands, you can make this right now. right on broheim!


have you ever put a tub of cool whip in the freezer and then got a spoon and attacked it?
this is just like that but better times 633784930.

Vanilla Berry Semifreddo
adapted from a cozy kitchen via donna hay

*use whatever berries or fruits you'd like, and add as much or as little as 
you prefer, the measurements are super adaptable!

3 eggs
2 egg yolks
1 tsp vanilla extract
3/4 cup sugar
2 cups heavy cream
1/2 pint raspberries
1/2 pint blackberries
salt and sugar, for purees

line a 2 quart loaf pan with parchment and pre-chill pan in the freezer. 

make the berry purees: place the raspberries in a food processor with a pinch of salt and a few pinches of sugar. process until smooth. spoon into a small bowl and set aside. then add blackberries to the food processor with another pinch of salt and sugar. process til smooth, scrape into another small bowl, and set aside. 

place eggs, egg yolks, vanilla, and sugar into a heatproof bowl over a saucepan of simmering water (or a double boiler). attach a thermometer and beat either by hand or with a hand-held electric mixer, for 6-8 minutes, until thick and pale and 160 degrees F. remove from heat and beat for an additional 6-8 minutes or until cool. 
in a separate bowl, or bowl of an electric mixer fitted with the whisk attachment, beat cream until stiff peaks form. gently fold cream into the egg mixture until well-combined. pour into the chilled loaf pan. 

spoon over about 1/4 cup of raspberry puree and 1/4 cup blackberry puree and use a spatula or knife to swirl it through the cream mixture. freeze for at least 6 hours or overnight before serving. 
slice to serve! can serve with the leftover fruit puree or plain. 

snickerdoodle coconut ice cream sandwiches


it was getting chilly and i was loving it. 


then it got hot again. like people are putting on bikinis and sunblock hot. 
92 degrees. 


whaat?
no. it's fall. i want cold and crisp and spice. 




no? 


fine weather. i'll play along for now. i'll make ice cream sandwiches. 




with cinnamony snickerdoodles and coconut ice cream. 


oh goodness. these can turn a day around in a split second. 




the ice cream was refreshment heaven. i didn't make it. i'm wearing under-the-sea themed socks...clearly i'm not trying to impress anyone today. 


Snickerdoodles
from smitten kitchen via martha stewart

2 3/4 cups all-purpose flour
2 tsp cream of tartar
1 tsp baking soda
1/4 tsp salt
16 tbsp (2 sticks) unsalted butter, room temperature
1 3/4 cups sugar
2 tbsp ground cinnamon
2 large eggs

preheat oven to 400. line baking sheets with parchment. sift together flour, cream of tartar, baking soda, and salt. in the bowl of an electric mixer fitted with the paddle attachment, combine butter and 1 1/2 cups of sugar. beat on medium speed until light and fluffy, about 2 minutes. scrape down the sides of the bowl. add eggs, and beat to combine. add dry ingredients and beat to combine. chill the dough for at least an hour before scooping it. 
once the dough has chilled, in a small bowl, combine remaining 1/4 cup sugar and the cinnamon. scoop into tablespoon sized balls and roll in cinnamon sugar. place about 2 inches apart on baking sheets. bake until they are set in the center and begin to crack, about 10 minutes. 

Ice Cream Sandwiches:
COooookies
Ice cream of your choosing. (i used McConnell's coconut ice cream and 
it was phenomenal. i made a few with coffee ice cream. you can't go wrong.)
smash together.